Thursday, August 21, 2008

As if millions of sandwiches cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced

The place where I eat half my lunches has been SEIZED BY THE GOVERNMENT. Could that sign be any more over-dramatic? It's like a movie prop.

Every time I find a place I like to eat, it closes. It happened to Roy Rogers, then Ranch 1, then Blimpie, and now Belly Delly. I'm a jinx. If you see me coming to your door, lock it up.

There were many businessmen standing outside looking confused.



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This is not a blog about Alphabet City. Why do I call it that if I'm writing about Japan and video games and films? Because New Yorkers are well-rounded people with varied interests. Also, I'm annoyed that people call it the "East Village" these days. Oh, and I work there. And I do write about New York City sometimes too.

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